If we’re destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff—there’s got to be a very powerful energy to fight that.Ellen DeGeneres (via animalsareothernations)
I think we need more love in the world.
We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter.
I definitely want to contribute to that.
I always knew sleeping around would help me get ahead. See mom!
This winter is like that great aunt who gets your baby daughter a matching sweatsuit. And at first, you’re like “aw, that’s sweet.” But by the tenth bedazzled Jersey shore matching top and bottom, you’re like “no seriously, please stop.”
Winter, you’ve outdone yourself.
A spot by @brokawinc, produced by the Jimmy Kimmel team.
Check it out, if not just to see the omni-talented NPH seduce the camera with his song and dance. (That’s not just MY ultimate fantasy, right?)
Get some. (Sleep.)
Many elephants came to me in my dreams last night. Turns out they symbolize wisdom, a strong family, and ancient power! (Not the severe weight gain I had suspected.)