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I always knew sleeping around would help me get ahead. See mom!

Honestly Urban Dictionary,  the same set of filthy words can’t be the synonym for everything.

Honestly Urban Dictionary,  the same set of filthy words can’t be the synonym for everything.

The coconut doesn’t fall too far from the tree.

The coconut doesn’t fall too far from the tree.

This winter is like that great aunt who gets your baby daughter a matching sweatsuit. And at first, you’re like “aw, that’s sweet.” But by the tenth bedazzled Jersey shore matching top and bottom, you’re like “no seriously, please stop.”

Winter, you’ve outdone yourself.

A spot by @brokawinc, produced by the Jimmy Kimmel team.
Check it out, if not just to see the omni-talented NPH seduce the camera with his song and dance. (That’s not just MY ultimate fantasy, right?)

A spot by @brokawinc, produced by the Jimmy Kimmel team.

Check it out, if not just to see the omni-talented NPH seduce the camera with his song and dance. (That’s not just MY ultimate fantasy, right?)

Get some. (Sleep.)
www.sleepwithneuro.com

Get some. (Sleep.)

www.sleepwithneuro.com

leanin:

Anyone can do big things.
Source: NPR

leanin:

Anyone can do big things.

Source: NPR

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Many elephants came to me in my dreams last night. Turns out they symbolize wisdom, a strong family, and ancient power! (Not the severe weight gain I had suspected.)

Many elephants came to me in my dreams last night. Turns out they symbolize wisdom, a strong family, and ancient power! (Not the severe weight gain I had suspected.)

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And just like that, I have a sudden interest in marriage. 
https://www.etsy.com/listing/176950161/14k-gold-large-pebble-ring-stacking-ring?ref=af_shop_listed_item

And just like that, I have a sudden interest in marriage.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/176950161/14k-gold-large-pebble-ring-stacking-ring?ref=af_shop_listed_item

gnostic-forest:

th3skinny:

femmefatalist:

Got it?

You don’t need to tear down one body type in order to praise another. It is not a contest where one body type has to win. When we treat beauty like a competition, we all lose. 

yesssssssssssssuh. amen.

gnostic-forest:

th3skinny:

femmefatalist:

Got it?

You don’t need to tear down one body type in order to praise another. It is not a contest where one body type has to win. When we treat beauty like a competition, we all lose. 

yesssssssssssssuh. amen.

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Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
the greatest thing i have ever read (via stay-ocean-minded)

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beautifulquote:

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beautifulquote:

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